one two three fourrrrnication!
i was born a porn star she said
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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