don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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