got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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