So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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