Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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