There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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