I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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