Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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