I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
