i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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