Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
