HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
