yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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