dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize