is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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