just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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