My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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