dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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