It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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