it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize