Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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