I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
smell my finger.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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