Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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