If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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