Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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