I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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