i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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