your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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