Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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