Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Someone came in the potted fern
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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