He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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