I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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