And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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