have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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