Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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