the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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