I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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