if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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