The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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