I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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