i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
smell my finger.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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