So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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