at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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