At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
