yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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