i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My breasts were aching with rage.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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