Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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