David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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