Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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