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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.

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• (925): View more from California

  can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  she was licking his armpits.

  (317): View more from Indiana

  asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

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