I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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