god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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