i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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