Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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