Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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