i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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